just in general vent

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the site,
not a sweeper was sweeping, not even Darkside.

The prizes were displayed, by the HDTV,
that was won in an instant by a code from a mail in entry.

Ping with Sticks were nestled all snug in their beds
until, ll1 woke them with his visions of dancing Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways in Wolfie's bed.

LB in his elf hat, Cin with her Tatoo,
had joined Ping, Sticks and ll1 on a long chocolate raid.

When out in the imitation forest there was quite the chatter.
Causing Wolfie to spring from her choco vault to see what was the matter,

Away to the alarm she flew to sound the siren,
She sounded the alarm and called out the chocolate army.

Out went her Army led by One Ton,
a giant rabbit made from solid chocolate fun.

The invaders were trapped but still gave a good fight
until One ton and his eight tiny choco soldiers tricked them and trapped them in Wolfie's Chocoless dungeon.,

With a feeling of fear and a look of amusement from the Queen,
they knew in a moment it must embargo.

Wolfie laughed and shouted, and screamed to her army

"Now, One Ton! now, Cadbury! now, hershey sweepstakes and Lindt!
On, Dove! on Nestle! on, Ghiradelli and Fannie Farmer!

To the Dungeon of Embargo they must go
For messing with Wolfie's Chocolate is the biggest NO NO!
 
You have WAY to much time on your hands tonight :laughing: :booty"
 
Wolfie said:
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the site,
not a sweeper was sweeping, not even Darkside.

The prizes were displayed, by the HDTV,
that was won in an instant by a code from a mail in entry.

Ping with Sticks were nestled all snug in their beds
until, ll1 woke them with his visions of dancing chocolate in Wolfie's bed.

LB in his elf hat, Cin with her Tatoo,
had joined Ping, Sticks and ll1 on a long chocolate raid.

When out in the imitation forest there was quite the chatter.
Causing Wolfie to spring from her choco vault to see what was the matter,

Away to the alarm she flew to sound the siren,
She sounded the alarm and called out the chocolate army.

Out went her Army led by One Ton,
a giant rabbit made from solid chocolate fun.

The invaders were trapped but still gave a good fight
until One ton and his eight tiny choco soldiers tricked them and trapped them in Wolfie's Chocoless dungeon.,

With a feeling of fear and a look of amusement from the Queen,
they knew in a moment it must embargo.

Wolfie laughed and shouted, and screamed to her army

"Now, One Ton! now, Cadbury! now, Hershey and Lindt!
On, Dove! on Nestle! on, Ghiradelli and Fannie Farmer!

To the Dungeon of Embargo they must go
For messing with Wolfie's Chocolate is the biggest NO NO!
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:laughing: Love it. I think I will save this one. Who knew you were so talented.
 
Wolfie said:
gorgor said:
ping1970 said:
You have WAY to much time on your hands tonight :laughing: :booty"
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Sad... I was JUST about to write the same exact thing, Wolfie :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Late at night is usually the only quiet time I have so that is my creative time! :laughing:


Your poem is great, but you forgot just one thing, tobby1 on the sidelines, eating all the chocolate before it got shipped.
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tobby1 said:
Wolfie said:
gorgor said:
ping1970 said:
You have WAY to much time on your hands tonight :laughing: :booty"
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Sad... I was JUST about to write the same exact thing, Wolfie :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Late at night is usually the only quiet time I have so that is my creative time! :laughing:


Your poem is great, but you forgot just one thing, tobby1 on the sidelines, eating all the chocolate before it got shipped.
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:laughing: nice :popcorn: wolfie writes poems :hiding: twas the night before choco :crazytongue:
 
:scratch: I have to admit that after seeing that video, it all seemed normal to me! Except perhaps that she didn't leave any money on the counter. :laughing:
 
Okay, this is gonna sound weird, but I don't like chocolate fudge that well. I just like peanut butter. Someone else can have the chocolate kind...especially if it has nuts in it!
 
pmeek said:
:scratch: I have to admit that after seeing that video, it all seemed normal to me! Except perhaps that she didn't leave any money on the counter. :laughing:
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Then grasshopper, you still have alot to learn before reaching the level of "chocoholic". :crazytongue:

I used to have fantasies like this, except I never got caught! :whistle:
 
ARE YOU A CHOCOHOLIC?

Lots of people say they are, but how can you be sure?

1. Why do you eat chocolate?

a. It's a nice snack now and then.
b. It's a good way to indulge myself in sensual pleasures.
c. It's the fifth major food group, are you kidding?
d. It's my reason for living.

2. How much chocolate do you consume every day?

a. Less than two pieces (chocolate deficiency).
b. Three or four pieces (chocolate fix).
c. Five pieces (heavy user).
d. Six pieces or more (chocoholic material).

3. When is your favorite time to eat chocolate?

a. After a good meal.
b. Between meals.
c. As meals.
d. All of the above.

4. With whom do you share your chocolate?

a. Friends, family, co-workers, or whoever is around.
b. Close friends and family only.
c. Only with loved ones, and only if they've been good.
d. Share my chocolate? Are you kidding?


5. What is your favorite way to consume chocolate?

a. By nibbling a bit now and then throughout the day.
b. By swallowing whole chunks at a time.
c. By intravenous injection.
d. I dive into a 100 gallon vat and slurp.

Give yourself one point for every "a." answer, two points for every "b." answer, three points for every "c." answer, and four points for every "d." answer. Add them up and compare your score with the definitions below.

5 - 8
Novice Chocoholic
You've got a lot of catching up to do.

9 - 12
Chocoholic Tendencies
You've got the makings of a chocoholic, all right. You just need a little nurturing.

13 - 16
Closet Chocoholic
All you need is a little push to get you to come out into the open.

17 - 20
A True Chocoholic
As a matter of fact, you're looking a little peaked and your hands are starting to shake. Must be time for a fix!
 
My Mom smuggled fudge from Brighton illegally into the US (note to stalker, in 1982, forget getting a conviction) because there is this one fudge shop near Brighton pier....I'd break in there and stuff my pockets!
 
Now I do like chocolate fudge before it 'sets' if that counts ~ lol! I just don't like the harder stuff, no matter how soft it is. I would rather have a Lindt truffle anyday over a piece of chocolate fudge! But I do love good peanut butter fudge, as long as you don't break your teeth on it and it doesn't have peanuts in it!
 
ping1970 said:
Now I do like chocolate fudge before it 'sets' if that counts ~ lol! I just don't like the harder stuff, no matter how soft it is. I would rather have a Lindt truffle anyday over a piece of chocolate fudge! But I do love good peanut butter fudge, as long as you don't break your teeth on it and it doesn't have peanuts in it!
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You have to find fudge made the right way. I'm very particular when it comes to any kind of food. If it's not made the right way, then it's garbage.

Now, good fudge will be made with heavy cream and butter. Anything else, I won't touch. If it's already boxed, I read the ingredients. If it's behind the glass, I ask for a sample. I can tell by tasting something what's in it.
 
I've just never found a harden piece of chocolate fudge that was good yet. Maybe it is out there just waiting and calling my name...or maybe I am to picky ~ lol!! If it tasted as good as it does when it is warm and setting up then I would be fine.

When we go to the mountains we go by the places that make the homemade fudge and I watch them and it smells so heavenly, but it just doesn't taste like it looks. Everybody else just raves about it...I think my tastebuds are tainted...but the peanut butter fudge will be fine to me. I am a weird cat!
 
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