This really isn't a joke ...

loren_brothers

loren_brothers

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You know you have too many cats when:



Your annual cat food bill is more than the combined Gross National Product of Liechtenstein, Andorra, and San Marino.

Your last three cats are named Puss, Kitty-cat, and Hey You.

You and your spouse are sleeping on the floor because there's no more room in the bed.

The cleaning lady at the vet's office calls you by your first name.

All your windowsills are occupied.

Your neighbors forget your last name and start referring to you as "you know, the cat people".

You have to change the vacuum cleaner bags every week.

You're running out of corners to put litter boxes in.

Even your coffee table has a slip cover.

The most important crop in your garden every year is catnip.

You can't remember what a house plant looks like.

Flea collars smell good to you.

You actually understand what your cats are saying.

More than half your mail comes from Purina and Friskies.

Every year you get a personally autographed Christmas card from Morris.

Your cat door has been replaced three times.

For Mothers Day last year the kids pooled their money and bought you an electric cat brush.

You thought it was the perfect gift.


heeee-heeee ... gonna ruffle some fur with this one! :whistle:

:laughing: :crazytongue:
 
loren_brothers said:
You know you have too many cats when:



You actually understand what your cats are saying.
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And there is something wrong with this why??? lol My cats and I have lots of conversations...and I always know what is on there minds :crazytongue: :whistle:
 
UGH. Sounds like Mother. I'm stuffed up just thinking about it. You know it's bad when you enter her house wearing a black shirt and leave with a grey one.
 
loren_brothers said:
Well... glad to see there isn't tooooooo many cat freaks here. But it is a little disappointing...

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I make up for the lack of the rest of the bunch...I am ate up with mine. My living room looks like a cat romper room...all just for the one cat that comes indoors. It started out sort of innocent ~ Mew (Star) would come in during the day and take naps. Well, then he started sleeping inside at night and waking me up when he needed to go out to the bathroom...so I bought him a bed. Then the floodgate broke ~ now he has an airplane (barbie airplane that he loves to sleep in), an RV (also barbie ~ just don't tell him...), what we call his playpen which is a playcenter for multiple cats, he also has the room under the recliner ~ we call that his house ~ he drags all his toys under there and stores them...then there is his condo (build-a-bear cardboard box that he loves to play in) and what we call his garage...which is an art center that we took the drawers out of that he parks himself in...

See...I don't have a problem... :crazytongue:
 
You know you have too many cats when you can't walk through a room without tripping over their toys.

I have four indoor cats and they are a lot of work! I love them dearly. Loren - we did run out of names for our last one...he's literally had these names: Kitten, J.D., Toushing (my son got that from Borat - it's what he called his chicken! :scratch:), Poo head, etc.... He's adorable. so now my hubby and I call him "Newman", as he's trouble and we say "Hellloooo, Newman" when he comes in the room. My kids call him "Furious"...I have no idea why, probably from some game. Poor guy - talk about an identity crisis!

I have a big fluffy gray cat on my lap now as we speak (His name is Jake but we call him Bubba)

Loren - you're handsome! You have the most beautiful blue eyes! I liked your pics of the cats in the bikinis...what a life!
 
You know you have too many cats when your daughter hollers from downstairs "mom there's a package down here" and I say "SWEEEEET, BRING IT UPSTAIRS"...and what she really said was "mom, there's cat puke down here".....TRUE STORY.

She was very confused as to why I would want her to bring cat puke upstairs! :scratch:
 
Well...she didn't say it was a personal care package from the cat...
 
mtejen said:
You know you have too many cats when your daughter hollers from downstairs "mom there's a package down here" and I say "SWEEEEET, BRING IT UPSTAIRS"...and what she really said was "mom, there's cat puke down here".....TRUE STORY.

She was very confused as to why I would want her to bring cat puke upstairs! :scratch:
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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: At least she didn't scoop it up in the dust pan and bring it up to you!

.....She didn't did she????
 
No thank goodness...she's a smart girl luckily (though she wonders about my sanity sometimes).

Have you guys seen this "feed the D%$@ cat" clip??? It's worth another watch if you've already seen it and you've got to see it if you haven't. My cats do this to me almost every morning (well without the bat!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_zO7nHZ_Qs
 
My cat Puma is laying here watching the video with his ears laid back. wonder what that means. Lately he has started jumping right in the middle of my stomach when I'm asleep. Like a brick hitting you when your asleep. I had another cat, big,big cat, that used to do this. He wasn't fat but weighed in at 23 pounds. People would freak when they seen him because of his size. when he got old and skinny he still weighed in at the vet at 18 pounds. He could literally stand on his hind legs and look out the kitchen door window, no kidding. he was absolutely the biggest cat I had ever seen and that is a lot of cats in my lifetime. We had to put him down when he got really, really old and in pretty bad shape, this about killed me. He was about one month from being 22 years old. The vet said they had had only one other cat that was ever that old. He was about as bad as the bat hitting you in the stomach when you were asleep. I enjoyed the videos. boy aren't they about true with cats!
 
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