THIS IS HYSTERICAL

Duct tape was always good for keeping Caitlyn's diapers on!!
 
Ask Ashleyn how you turn up the volumn on your cell phone. Some reason when I call out, or get a call, I cant hear them talking unless I turn it on speaker phone. The ringer works fine. Its just the conversation volumn I cant hear.
 
Tiff ~ she wants to know what kind of cellphone you have
 
Yesterday, the neighbor down the street brought us a box addressed to us that was misdelivered by Fedex to them--THE WHOLE FAMILY brought it (mother, father, and teenage son)!!!! :scratch:
 
ping1970 said:
My daughter would have went into attack mode over a computer and then started telling him that legally if he delievered it to the wrong house it was their mistake and her computer ~ I think she will be a lawyer when she gets older. Needless to say, sometimes trying to explain why Momma is dragging her back into the store to pay for the bottle of Mucinex that the lady didn't charge us for, is to me, the same as stealing because I knew about it, like using sign language for a blind person!! She might be the death of me yet!!!

Just in case, I AM trying to teach her right from wrong ~ she is just hotwired different from my other kids at times!!!

Hotwired might not be a good term to use with this child yet :laughing: :laughing:
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My daughter is that way. I tell her all the time she will make a great lawyer for the ACLU someday.
 
Another funny Fed Ex story.

One night about a week or 2 ago, I saw lights in our driveaway. It was close to 8pm and we live on a dark, dead end street. I told my husband to go check because our cable and phone line go across our front yard and several times those large Fed/UP trucks have pulled them down when they are turning around.

Turns out it was Fed Ex and there was an envelope addressed to me. I got all excited wondering if this was an affy for a large prize I had won.

Turns out its a travel brochure for Ireland.

My husband made me shake the envelope to make sure there wasnt any plane tickets in there that I had missed.

Nothing.....but a travel brochure that could have been mailed.

We're still laughing over this one. :crazytongue:
 
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