Sticks' Line of Jewelry...

[inthesticks]

I am developing a line of jewelry for discerning adults. My first design is a small 18k gold or silver keychain fob that is attached to the male scrotum (like an earring). This jewelry is designed so that the man will never lose his door key. :laughing: What do you think?

 

[amyshulk]

OUCH :laughing:

 

[Wolfie]

I think Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways deprivation has gone to your head! :laughing:

 

[hitthegroundboys]

:error: GASP!!! :error: I wouldnt know.. I know nothing about MENS MARBLES

 

[ping1970]

Imagine trying to go through airplane security after you forget to pack your keys in your take-on case

 

[sweepyhead]

Of course, every woman wants a man with a fob hanging from his balls.

 

[ll1]

:scratch: so when he goes to use it, that sounds a little tricky :meninblack:

 

[inthesticks]

Of course, every woman wants a man with a fob hanging from his balls.

Ahh, a woman after my own heart, I see...! :laughing: The keychain fobs could even be personalized with the owner's initials. What a fashion statement...especially at a nude beach, where the men could simply walk around with the sunlight glistening off his fob.

Of course, scrotum piercing might be dicey. If it gets infected in some way, it could really be uncomfortable. Forget blue balls, how about red balls? Angry, infected red balls? :crazytongue:

 

[hitthegroundboys]

:laughing: Well I say if you were not BORN with anything hanging off your THINGYS dont add. :laughing: A man with a golden EYE , A golden GUN but not GOLDEN :crazytongue: :crazytongue:

 

[lidarkside]

Stop encouraging him! :nono:

 

[sweepyhead]

Why would anybody want one of those strange appendages? (the balls, I mean.) So much for ball envy. :laughing: