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loren_brothers

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Gripe or Vent? :scratch: Hmmmm. :scratch: Definately a Gripe. :whistle:


How many people are registered at this forum? Don't know the answer? Well, I do!

169,308! Yup, that's a lot folk. And what do they do? I am guessing that they spend a lot of time FROWNING!!!! :error: :error: :error: What?

Only 25 people on this forum read the Joke Section!!!! Serious!!! Look at the numbers. Is that sad or what?? It's sad!!!!

That is only 0.0000015%. In other words: 99.9999985% of the folk here have absolutely NO sense of humor! :nono: :nono: :nono:

A lot of folk are gonna get coal in their stockings!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
loren_brothers said:
Gripe or Vent? :scratch: Hmmmm. :scratch: Definately a Gripe. :whistle:


How many people are registered at this forum? Don't know the answer? Well, I do!

169,308! Yup, that's a lot folk. And what do they do? I am guessing that they spend a lot of time FROWNING!!!! :error: :error: :error: What?

Only 25 people on this forum read the Joke Section!!!! Serious!!! Look at the numbers. Is that sad or what?? It's sad!!!!

That is only 0.0000015%. In other words: 99.9999985% of the folk here have absolutely NO sense of humor! :nono: :nono: :nono:

A lot of folk are gonna get coal in their stockings!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Geesh LB! Lighten up. :laughing: You seem to jump to alot of conclusions about all of us. Just because we may not read the jokes here doesn't mean we aren't getting our laughter somewhere else. Most of the 169,308 members don't even come into the forum and when they do it isn't for the jokes. I do read jokes here when I'm not too busy. Luckily, you don't just post in the joke section so that gives many of us something to laugh about! :laughing:
 
You know, you're doing a lot of griping/venting lately. Everything ok? Not enough Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways in your diet? :laughing:

For the record, I have been accused of not having a sense of humor before. So, it is possible. :cry:

Great, now I have to start my own vent thread. The title is going to be "I Can't Stand People who are Prejudice Against People with Humor Deficiency Disorder!" :headbang: :laughing:
 
I visit the joke section like clockwork! I am hooked. I also steal jokes to send to my email buddies ~ lol!
 
Lorenbrothers, we in the humorless community have our gripes too. The way we are portrayed in the media as straightmen, unwitting dupes, and the "butt" of jokes is highly discriminatory. The power of a good laugh is highly disruptive to our droning, non-reactive lifestyle. You gigglers can have your fun, but know that we dullards will be watching you with glazed-over, flat eyes, steadfastly refusing to "get" the joke.
 
I contacted the ACLU and they think we nonhumorists have a case against the LB's of this world! :headbang: We'll bring them to our humorless level one way or another. :fired:
 
gosweepwin said:
Lorenbrothers, we in the humorless community have our gripes too. The way we are portrayed in the media as straightmen, unwitting dupes, and the "butt" of jokes is highly discriminatory. The power of a good laugh is highly disruptive to our droning, non-reactive lifestyle. You gigglers can have your fun, but know that we dullards will be watching you with glazed-over, flat eyes, steadfastly refusing to "get" the joke.
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Wolfie said:
I contacted the ACLU and they think we nonhumorists have a case against the LB's of this world! :headbang: We'll bring them to our humorless level one way or another. :fired:
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Good thing you gals don't have a sense of humor! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
 
Give a wolf too much chocolate and one never knows what will happen! :laughing: Turns me into a real party animal! :laughing:
 
Wolfie said:
Give a wolf too much chocolate and one never knows what will happen! :laughing: Turns me into a real party animal! :laughing:
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Somebody (*ahem*) sent me a case of Asbach chocolate covered cherries. A couple of these and it IS party time...("Only distillery in world with chocolate factory")
Mom is having to eat them though, because alcohol is not good for the pancreas. :cry:
 
169,308 registered members????? Wow, I had no idea (didn't pay attention :crazytongue: ).

NO WONDER I'M NOT WINNING!!

However, it is interesting....I won a car last year (instant win game - grand prize winner), and if you think about all of those 169,308 people entering EVERY DAY (and that's only at this site)....my odds were horrible...so ya just never know! :headbang:
 
mtejen said:
169,308 registered members????? Wow, I had no idea (didn't pay attention :crazytongue: ).

NO WONDER I'M NOT WINNING!!

However, it is interesting....I won a car last year (instant win game - grand prize winner), and if you think about all of those 169,308 people entering EVERY DAY (and that's only at this site)....my odds were horrible...so ya just never know! :headbang:
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What instant was it? did you get a winning screen? or they picked you when the contest ended? just curious... how exciting to win a car. :sunny:
 
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