snowball chickensprinkles
ROFL - thanks to the OP - rough day & I needed a good laugh!!!
My maiden name was Goober Pottydunkin (LOL, that almost sounds obscene!)
Then I made the sad mistake of marrying Dorfus Dippinsprinkles - therefore I became Goober Dippinsprinkles... came to my senses & divorced the dorfus!
Now I'm joyfully married to Sleezy Rhinopants & I'm a very happy Goober Rhinopants to the end of my days!!!