My new name is ~ Sleezy Farklebiscuits

I was born Boobie Wafflebrains. When married to my first husband I was Boobie Snicklehump and now I am Boobie Chucklenose. My children are Cheesey Gizzardhump, Crusty Farklejuice and Crusty Gizzardlips. Hubby is Fluffy Chucklenose. This is sooooo cool!
 
I'm Goober Rhinopants!

ROFL - thanks to the OP - rough day & I needed a good laugh!!!

My maiden name was Goober Pottydunkin (LOL, that almost sounds obscene!)

Then I made the sad mistake of marrying Dorfus Dippinsprinkles - therefore I became Goober Dippinsprinkles... came to my senses & divorced the dorfus!

Now I'm joyfully married to Sleezy Rhinopants & I'm a very happy Goober Rhinopants to the end of my days!!!
 
Re: I'm Goober Rhinopants!

ROFL - thanks to the OP - rough day & I needed a good laugh!!!

My maiden name was Goober Pottydunkin (LOL, that almost sounds obscene!)

Then I made the sad mistake of marrying Dorfus Dippinsprinkles - therefore I became Goober Dippinsprinkles... came to my senses & divorced the dorfus!

Now I'm joyfully married to Sleezy Rhinopants & I'm a very happy Goober Rhinopants to the end of my days!!!

LMAO!!.. :laughing:
 
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