completelyme
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Mine included. Well, he'll officially suck next year. Right now he's a sucky teen in the making.
I've been working at the fair, helping my mom sell pizza and soda. Yesterday, some young thang who looked to be all of 14 came over to our tent with a group of her friends. Once she stopped twirling her hair and chomping her gum she asked for a whole pizza. I proceed to get it for her and she said, "It's just cheese, right?" I said no, that we were only selling pepperoni. She then asks me if I would pick off all of the pepperoni. I was like, "Really? You seriously want me to pick off all of the pepperoni?" She goes, "Well, yeah" and giggled. I wanted to punch her in the face. I said some not-so-nice things and they decided they didn't want pizza but continued to hang around the tent, cursing and yelling like lame a$$es until hubby ran them off.
Tonight, another young thang with a camel sweepstakes toe as big as Texas came up to me and asks, "Do you give refills on pizza?" I looked at her and again go, "Really?" She gets a little huffy and asks, "Do you or don't you?" I was SOOOOOO fed up by this point(6 days at this hideous event, sweatin' like a crackhead hooker jonesin' for a fix)that I actually told her, "WTF does this look like? A f^%$ing soup kitchen?" Then I heard one of her friends say Oh hell nah! And something about wait til I got off. I stood there and LMAO and then I told the camel toe chick to fix her front because her shorts were wet. One of the guys in the group called me a witch with a B. They didn't stick around too long once hubby came over and asked if there was a problem :laughing:
Way earlier today when I first got there my first customer was a teen guy who apparently dips. I know this because he spit as he approached the counter and it bounced off the ground and some sprinkled on me. I was so utterly repulsed that I really did think I was going to throw up right then and there! Do you know what that stuff smells like??!! He was very apologetic and I actually felt bad for wishing he'd die.
Upon leaving with 3 kids in tow and one who had just barfed all over himself on a ride(the neighbor's kid), I had to snake through yet another group of little sh!ts to be able to actually leave and go to the car. They didn't feel like moving so I plowed through them, stiff-arming a few of them. Did they not hear me say "Pukey kid coming through" ? and did they NOT see the kid covered in puke?!
I know it's probably unavoidable(especially with my oldest)that mine will turn out any less irritating and sucky, but I still have hope!! And a brand new yard stick :laughing: I did catch my oldest opening doors for some little old ladies and moms with strollers while he was chillin' with some friends, eating pizza. That made me weepy-eyed for I know it probably won't last. Teens always end up sucking for a while. I guess I'm hoping mine don't totally suck like the ones I've encountered these last 6 days.
I've been working at the fair, helping my mom sell pizza and soda. Yesterday, some young thang who looked to be all of 14 came over to our tent with a group of her friends. Once she stopped twirling her hair and chomping her gum she asked for a whole pizza. I proceed to get it for her and she said, "It's just cheese, right?" I said no, that we were only selling pepperoni. She then asks me if I would pick off all of the pepperoni. I was like, "Really? You seriously want me to pick off all of the pepperoni?" She goes, "Well, yeah" and giggled. I wanted to punch her in the face. I said some not-so-nice things and they decided they didn't want pizza but continued to hang around the tent, cursing and yelling like lame a$$es until hubby ran them off.
Tonight, another young thang with a camel sweepstakes toe as big as Texas came up to me and asks, "Do you give refills on pizza?" I looked at her and again go, "Really?" She gets a little huffy and asks, "Do you or don't you?" I was SOOOOOO fed up by this point(6 days at this hideous event, sweatin' like a crackhead hooker jonesin' for a fix)that I actually told her, "WTF does this look like? A f^%$ing soup kitchen?" Then I heard one of her friends say Oh hell nah! And something about wait til I got off. I stood there and LMAO and then I told the camel toe chick to fix her front because her shorts were wet. One of the guys in the group called me a witch with a B. They didn't stick around too long once hubby came over and asked if there was a problem :laughing:
Way earlier today when I first got there my first customer was a teen guy who apparently dips. I know this because he spit as he approached the counter and it bounced off the ground and some sprinkled on me. I was so utterly repulsed that I really did think I was going to throw up right then and there! Do you know what that stuff smells like??!! He was very apologetic and I actually felt bad for wishing he'd die.
Upon leaving with 3 kids in tow and one who had just barfed all over himself on a ride(the neighbor's kid), I had to snake through yet another group of little sh!ts to be able to actually leave and go to the car. They didn't feel like moving so I plowed through them, stiff-arming a few of them. Did they not hear me say "Pukey kid coming through" ? and did they NOT see the kid covered in puke?!
I know it's probably unavoidable(especially with my oldest)that mine will turn out any less irritating and sucky, but I still have hope!! And a brand new yard stick :laughing: I did catch my oldest opening doors for some little old ladies and moms with strollers while he was chillin' with some friends, eating pizza. That made me weepy-eyed for I know it probably won't last. Teens always end up sucking for a while. I guess I'm hoping mine don't totally suck like the ones I've encountered these last 6 days.
I was having a really crappy day :cussing: until I read your post. I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. You are one hilarious story teller who certainly has a way with words. Thanks so much for brightening an other wise horrible day. :laughing:
