inthesticks
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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just
ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards. What does he think this place is ... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three
pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running
boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a
moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the
flat tires, headlights And running boards, you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN! :smt005
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just
ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards. What does he think this place is ... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three
pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running
boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a
moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the
flat tires, headlights And running boards, you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN! :smt005