The Heart Attack Grill....

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So, I saw this on another site today, and I was thinking about it. The Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, AZ has started a special promotion giving free food (no beverages) to anyone who weighs more than 350lbs. The fine print of the promotion says that you must weigh in with Doctor or Nurse before each burger (like somehow you'll lose weight in between eating one of these enormous hamburgers), no sharing and no taking food to go. But this promotion is in effect all day everday of the week. So it seems to me if you live in the area and are over 350, you could seriously eat there 3 times a day 21 times a week, supplanting the need to pay for food! What a deal in this current recession we find ourselves in! And, the place serves honest-to-God real sugar Coca-Cola Sweepstakes, which is bottled in Mexico!

I would seriously make an effort to eat one of their Quadruple Bypass Burgers. I also won't say if I would get it for free or not. :whistle: Would anyone else make an effort to eat here?
 
:laughing: They coat the buns in lard... hmm, I wonder if as many men would go there if the women weren't scantily dressed, big boobed skinny minnies? :)

8,000 calories.. geez.. I dont think so but hey, if we can have health food restaurants why not heart attack causing ones. :laughing: The burgers did look delicious.
 
It's Shangri-La I tell you!! I'm making my pilgrimage there immediately. :laughing: It'll be like Leaving Las Vegas only with burgers and fries instead of booze. I'm not coming home alive!!! :crazytongue:
 
It's Shangri-La I tell you!! I'm making my pilgrimage there immediately. :laughing: It'll be like Leaving Las Vegas only with burgers and fries instead of booze. I'm not coming home alive!!! :crazytongue:


Ah, do I detect a kindred ghoul? We could get together and be like Thelma and Louise...riding off into the Arizona sunset searching for the Heart Attack Grill so that we can eat our way into history. :laughing: :popcorn: :whistle:
 
It's Shangri-La I tell you!! I'm making my pilgrimage there immediately. :laughing: It'll be like Leaving Las Vegas only with burgers and fries instead of booze. I'm not coming home alive!!! :crazytongue:


Ah, do I detect a kindred ghoul? We could get together and be like Thelma and Louise...riding off into the Arizona sunset searching for the Heart Attack Grill so that we can eat our way into history. :laughing: :popcorn: :whistle:

Well I've never pretended to be a woman before, but what the heck. If I'm gonna leave my mark I may as well make it an interesting mark! :crazytongue:
 
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