Missed Fed Ex today :-(

tlpounds

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:cry: :cry: :cry: Fed Ex came while I was gone today :cry: :cry: :cry:

:crazytongue: wonder what it is! :scratch:

I'm NEVER gone, and the ONE day I actually go somewhere & he comes. Just not fair! :cry:

I'm hoping it's the camcorder I won from Women's Day :blob:

Can't wait till tomorrow! :wave:
 
I hate seeing the hang tag on the door. It makes for a long night.

Check the Fedex website with the tracking number. It may give you some idea where it came from. That's how I figured out my last missed delivery.

Hope it's great!
 
I didn't even think of that! Thanks. It came from Chula Vista, CA. :scratch:

Knowing my luck it won't be something from sweeps. :crazytongue: (heavy sigh)
 
It's an Oompa Loompa from Willie Wonka! I don't know why the name Chula Vista reminded me of that, but it did ~ sorry :laughing:

Hope if it is an Oompa Loompa that it makes lots of great Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways (don't let Wolfie know!) ~ and if it isn't an Oompa Loompa ~ I hope it is a wonderful prize!!! :cheers:
 
It's an Oompa Loompa from Willie Wonka! I don't know why the name Chula Vista reminded me of that, but it did ~ sorry :laughing:

Hope if it is an Oompa Loompa that it makes lots of great chocolate (don't let Wolfie know!) ~ and if it isn't an Oompa Loompa ~ I hope it is a wonderful prize!!! :cheers:

Loompa loompa loompa-dee-doo
I've got another riddle for you..... :whistle: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

YOU'RE C-razy!!!
 
It's an Oompa Loompa from Willie Wonka! I don't know why the name Chula Vista reminded me of that, but it did ~ sorry :laughing:

Hope if it is an Oompa Loompa that it makes lots of great chocolate (don't let Wolfie know!) ~ and if it isn't an Oompa Loompa ~ I hope it is a wonderful prize!!! :cheers:

I think you've been spending too much time in the land of Oz. Perhaps you should click those slippers together 3 times and say "There's no place like KI, There's no place like KI!" :whistle: :laughing:
 
Just Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do

You realize none of us will be able to get that song out of our heads now - dontcha? Thanks a LOT Ping! :cussing:

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
 
Wow, someone actually knows the oompa song! :laughing:

I will never get that out of my head. Thanks guys! :cry:

I'm not seeing orange faces! :cussing: :laughing:
 
well, I had my webcam on. Don't you just love my striped stockings and curled-toe shoes?! I usually just wear them for hubby, but I'm dancing around in them just for this occassion! :blob: :blob:
 
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