another brother vent

3mnkids1

3mnkids1

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If this keeps up im going to have as many brother vents as I have stupid dog vents. :whistle:

anyway, He comes over last night, he doesnt have to work, he cant drive, he has no money, he is starving, blah, blah, blah.. Since he doesnt work today either he spends the night on the couch, I wanted my darling husband to take him home when he went to work this morning but when I woke up there he was like a big ole lump of you know what snoring on the couch. :cussing:

Now, I have the whole getting the kids ready for school down to a science. Its the same thing every morning right. I get the little one up first, let him get a bath, make his breakfast, 2 pancakes and a cup of Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways milk... same thing everyday. never changes. :sleepy: It always takes him a couple of minutes after his breakfast is done to start eating.. so, Im in the kitchen making breakfast for the older two.. 5 pieces each of turkey bacon, 2 pieces of toast and OJ.. see, same thing everyday.. anyway, I hear my brother say, hey, are you going to eat those pancakes? my son says no, I know he will just give him a second.. I go in there and my brother is reaching for my sons pancakes. I tell him to get away from. dont eat his breakfast!.. he isnt going to eat it he says.. HE WILL... less than a minute later my son is eating them.. Thats the rountine.. I know it.. I do this everyday. So, my brother is mad because I wouldnt let him eat my 6 yr olds pancakes.. So, I tell him to get his lazy you know what off the couch and fix him self something if he is so hungry. last time I checked he wasnt my child.. :cussing: unbelievable.

He hit my 12 yr old up for money a couple of weeks ago. I was livid. He is lucky she couldnt find her money in that pigsty she calls a room.. If she had found it and he had taken.. I dont even want to tell ya what would have happened. What kind of grown man ask a 12 yr old for money.. oh, and he asked her when we werent around. She let it slip accidentally that he asked. she knew we would be mad. not at her.. at him. anyway, im done venting for now. :laughing:
 
I think if the two of us became Hollywood agents and pimped your brother and my sister out for one of those 'throw everyone in a house and watch the fireworks' reality shows...we'd be bigger than American Idol. :laughing:
 
You can throw my brother in for the reality show as well. Well, when he gets out of prison :laughing:

My brother knows to not even come around my house, before he got locked up and when he's released. He never tried to "borrow" money from the boys but he'd try to "offer" them beer and liquor and had the nerve to do it right in front of me. I say "offer" but it was more like, "C'mon boys! Man up!" He also liked to turn the TV to rap music channels and sing the dirty lyrics really loud. The final straw was when I caught him smoking reefer in the boys' bathroom. I went in and sprayed him in the face with mace, kicked him in his sac, and hubby promptly threw his butt out as if he was a ragdoll. A few weeks later we see him in the paper, getting arrested. I haven't spoken to him in 3 or 4 years.
 
OMG!! He is still here and he wont SHUT UP!!!!!! He just keeps talking, and talking and talking... I just want to smack him..
 
Go buy some mace! When I sprayed my bro he was gagging and gasping for air! And drooling. No yelling, no cussing, just choking sounds :laughing:

What's he going on about?
 
completelyme said:
Go buy some mace! When I sprayed my bro he was gagging and gasping for air! And drooling. No yelling, no cussing, just choking sounds :laughing:

What's he going on about?
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:laughing: omg! your are hilarious. He was going on about should he cash the money order he made out to pay his fines so he wont be without money, food, smoke, for the next two weeks.. They screwed him anyway so he should just keep it. And he needs to get to the bank to cash the 330.00 check that one of the teeny boppers he works with loaned him for his light bill and that she gave it, he didnt ask.. whats the big deal. everyone is screwing him. its not fair. he just wants some money to have chew, and pepsi and smoke is that sooooo wrong? he can never catch a break. Lifes not fair. Why? why? is this always happening to him... he cant go two weeks without pepsi and his chew... he cant! how is he going to get to work, who is going to take him? who else can he bum money from. etc....... .. seriously, it makes me want to throw up. He wonders why what little family he has other than me avoids him... well after being hit up for money, food and bail money for years.... ten dollars here, twenty dollars there... everyone has had enough. now he is working on the teenagers he works with. They are always giving him money. He owes everyone he has ever known longer than 1 day money. Im not kidding. He has no shame whatsoever.
 
3mnkids1 said:
completelyme said:
Go buy some mace! When I sprayed my bro he was gagging and gasping for air! And drooling. No yelling, no cussing, just choking sounds :laughing:

What's he going on about?
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:laughing: omg! your are hilarious. He was going on about should he cash the money order he made out to pay his fines so he wont be without money, food, smoke, for the next two weeks.. They screwed him anyway so he should just keep it. And he needs to get to the bank to cash the 330.00 check that one of the teeny boppers he works with loaned him for his light bill and that she gave it, he didnt ask.. whats the big deal. everyone is screwing him. its not fair. he just wants some money to have chew, and pepsi and smoke is that sooooo wrong? he can never catch a break. Lifes not fair. Why? why? is this always happening to him... he cant go two weeks without pepsi and his chew... he cant! how is he going to get to work, who is going to take him? who else can he bum money from. etc....... .. seriously, it makes me want to throw up. He wonders why what little family he has other than me avoids him... well after being hit up for money, food and bail money for years.... ten dollars here, twenty dollars there... everyone has had enough. now he is working on the teenagers he works with. They are always giving him money. He owes everyone he has ever known longer than 1 day money. Im not kidding. He has no shame whatsoever.
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Sorry I missed this reply :laughing:

My brother almost never asked hubby or Mother for money. That's because he kept a string of "young, dumb things" who'd give him money at a moment's notice. And he didn't even need it. He was working 2 jobs. He flat-out never took responsibility for anything so I know how frustrating that can be. We were all surprised when he didn't question his daughter's paternity. Must have been because she looked exactly like him since the day she was born :laughing:

And I'll pray too. I'll pray that he hits the lottery and gives you half just for putting up with his sorry a$$ :laughing:
 
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